| 04:45pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
niceguyeddie
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To the twat who, as I was getting off the train this morning, stepped on my foot, then whacked me with his hard briefcase on my knee, and then fucked off without bothering to say "sorry" - I am going to hunt you down and kill you.
I am fed up with impolite twats like you, and I am going to make an example of you.
I am going to do a Rambo. Yes, a Rambo. Not a Rambo like in First Blood, where he just duffs up some fat coppers. I mean like in the second one, where he kills shitloads of Gooks. With you as the Gook, obviously. But, just one enemy - not hundreds. And no POWs or fortified camp. Unless you live in a fortified camp, of course, in which case I'll blow the fucker up.
I'm assuming you don't have POWs.
I've already got my tie round my forehead, and I'm hunting you (but as I can't carry knives in public I'm relying on a fold away umbrella).
Actually, maybe I should model myself on a British vigilante style film? I could do a Charles Bronson. Not the guy in prison, tho. I mean Charles Bronson as in the Death Wish guy. Altho the guy in prison married a stunning Bengali girl. But then she divorced him. so, yeah, definitely the Death Wish guy.
No, hang on, he's a yank too innit?
Right, fuck it, I'll do a Bond - except that's a bit predictable.
Carter? Micheal Caine in Get Carter. That's what I'll do. Yeah. "You're a big man but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself".
Right fucker. Carter's coming. Oh, no no no, hang on. He got killed at the end of the film. And no fucking way am I going up North to hunt you.
No, fuck it, I will stick to Rambo. I'm definitely coming for you tomorrow. Look for me fucker - I'll be the guy stripped to the waist with his tie round his forehead, brandishing a loaded fold away umbrella.
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| 04:59pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
Basic
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229305
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If you want, you can be Batman and I'll be Robin and we can both duff him in.
Jumpin Jahozapaths Eddie!!!! |
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| 05:34pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
reelist
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229306
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Paul Bettany in Gangster No 1? |
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| 05:35pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
StrangelyPsychedelic
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Msg no: 229307
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If you want, you can be Batman and I'll be Robin and we can both duff him in.
You're an admin - you're not allowed to wear leotards. |
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| 07:32pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
desiboy579
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229308
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"I'm assuming you don't have POWs."
As a well read man, you should know that to assume makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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| 08:15pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
nubbin
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229310
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I often have fantasies about stabbing the twats that dare jump in front of me when I'm waiting to get on the tube.
I like to imagine myself thrusting the knife in slowly... And then twisting it.
Mmmmm.
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| 11:10pm, 11th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
Basic
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229317
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That explains your cheese and jam butty fetish? |
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| 06:05am, 12th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
Ellusive
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Msg no: 229318
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Typical london bullshit.
Please slap him for me as well. And take some video from your phone if ya can. ta |
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| 12:09pm, 12th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
manchester_paki
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229320
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Southern people are like that  |
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| 12:53pm, 12th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
just_a_girl
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229321
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He was right there in front of you today, why didnt you do your business then?! |
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| 01:04pm, 12th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
Hannibal
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Msg no: 229322
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Sounds like Ed is due a Falling Down moment at this rate... |
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| 08:35pm, 13th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
MissDevi
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Msg no: 229323
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"I'll be the guy stripped to the waist with his tie round his forehead, brandishing a loaded fold away umbrella."
^^^
hahahaha! i'm just imagining this eddie young chap!
thanks for your good company at lunch today. apologies for being on the wagon, next time we'll have the glass(es) of lunch! |
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| 05:38pm, 14th Mar 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
Punjabi_Superman
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229331
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more like you'll be brandishing a bottle of Hennessey hahahaha... you kill it padh face lolololol |
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| 02:43pm, 8th Apr 2008 |
To the twat who.... |
dissymissy
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 229532
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ah ah SHAME, next time I'll make sure I stomp on your feet bash you with my hand bag. |
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