| 02:33pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109673
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Moral of the story, always keep your chuddies on |
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| 02:35pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
bbj
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109676
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oooooooooouuuuuuuuuucccccccccchhhhhhh
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| 02:37pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
ilfordgirl
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109678
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hahahahahahahahahahhaah....thats what im gonna do to my husband....TPM!!!! |
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| 02:37pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
ilfordgirl
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109679
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but i wont kill him................i luv him to 2 much |
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| 04:58pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
spice_kaur
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109926
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Good on her.......... |
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| 05:16pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
bbj
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109956
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u girls are cruel as hell !! |
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| 05:18pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
i_wont_hurt_u
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109960
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omg what a story |
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| 05:35pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Unprejudiced
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 109991
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Moral of the story is............Always treat woman with respect. |
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| 06:05pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Goatboy
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110015
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Moral of the story?
You've only got one pair, look after 'em! |
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| 06:13pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
its_a_singh_ting
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110036
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what was written on iz death certificate???...........accidental death??.....GBH????..... |
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| 06:14pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Goatboy
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110037
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probably GTH
grievous testicular harm! |
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| 06:16pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Curious_Cat
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Msg no: 110039
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who let the balls out!!!
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!!! |
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| 06:16pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
kizz
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110041
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haaaaaawwww!! now i kno wat to do wen im vexed off at blokes!!! hehehehehhee!!! cheers sandeep!! |
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| 06:17pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
kizz
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110043
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soo got any more good tips???
lolz! |
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| 06:33pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110084
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lol @ this thread |
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| 06:39pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
kizz
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110099
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yeah lol cus yud think the guy gets pleasure wen the girl ummmm.... puts her hands there but.... shes KILLED him!!???!!!
hmmmmm!! |
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| 08:29pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
RoZ
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Msg no: 110133
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LOL @ the title of this here thread! |
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| 08:32pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110137
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lol @ RoZ
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| 08:35pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sima
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110144
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lol!!
shit man...wot a way 2 go tho eh?! |
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| 08:36pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
drjatti
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110149
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cooooorrrrrrrr
thats one way of gettin rid of an old fart..
grab his todger & squeeze him to death.
poor man,
R.I.P mr todger |
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| 08:36pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Harps
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110150
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Ouch !!
Scrotum Self-Repair
1991 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
One morning I was called to the emergency room by the head ER nurse. She directed me to a patient who had refused to describe his problem other then to say that he "needed a doctor who took care of men's troubles." The patient, about 40, was pale, febrile, and obviously uncomfortable, and had little to say as he gingerly opened his trousers to expose a bit of angry red and black-and-blue scrotal skin.
After I asked the nurse to leave us, the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling, stained gauze wrapped about his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender. A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum.
Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked, and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.
We x-rayed the patients scrotum to locate the staples; admitting him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, a broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexachlorophene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning.
The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatic cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels ligated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed.
Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less then a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me.
An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work.
I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.
By Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. MD, a retired urologist residing in West Chester, Pennsylvania.
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| 08:38pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
RoZ
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110156
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Painfulllll - jeeez! |
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| 08:42pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Harps
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110164
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Anot7her Darwin Honourable mention :
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course.
Birds @ work were forwarding these on to all the lads.
They're EVIL |
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| 08:49pm, 30th Oct 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
RoZ
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 110182
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Yea, there was a chinese lady who did something bad to her husbands one and tied it to a helium baloon when she found out he cheated on her.....we kinda over-react to such things I guess, slightly emotional outburst reactionss..... |
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| 05:46pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207737
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LOL @ Scrotum Self-Repair !!!!
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| 05:48pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
o0cHi_hUsSlEr
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207741
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SANDEEP? U SICKKKK FAGGIT! LOL! KINDA FUNNY DOH! WASS'UP U COOL BRUV? |
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| 05:51pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207749
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| 06:18pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Gidhya_Di_Rani
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207798
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eerrrrrrrggggghhhhh! |
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| 06:31pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
manchester_paki
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207835
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poor guy |
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| 06:32pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
Sandeep
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207840
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poor lund
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| 06:34pm, 17th Dec 2001 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
manchester_paki
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 207843
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keep ur women locked up now and when u let em out wear those things over ur balls like in cricket balls protectors or wateva they called. |
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| 09:52pm, 4th May 2008 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
pimp
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 878229
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| 10:13pm, 4th May 2008 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
manchester_paki
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 878239
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fuck sake pimp this is old skool shit u bumping. |
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| 10:13pm, 4th May 2008 |
Wife grabs testicles, man dies |
elimin8
[Profile - Diary]
Msg no: 878242
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Yeh, we lowe it.   |
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